BACKlikeWEneverLEFT

Former PG county executive, Jack Johnson, earned 7 years in the feds thanks to the courts this week. This guy Jack received instant notoriety after being busted  back in November 2010 for participating in all type of corruption, and scandal.  He pretty much did every illegal money scheming foolery that you could EVER do, while holding a public office.  He was caught for bribery, extortion, tampering with evidence, missing haircut appointments, and liquor violations. Sources say they caught Jack rigging liquor store hours, in favor of those putting money in his pocket; arranged a hospital position for a poorly qualified doctor, protected a horrible cop from disciplinary action. All Jack needed was a dollar and a dream, and anybody could buy him off.  My man was winning with keeping liquor stores open late, that’s a chess move.  I can’t respect the bad doctors though, the boys on the other hand, they always seem corrupt regardless of money or not.  Jack is 62 years old, had plans of retiring, going to Jamaica, as well as finding a good barber….  What is he doing getting caught up in bribery and extortion cases. Get your life together SIR. Rumor has it he got about 1million in cash, with all the big face bribery he was doing.   Interesting spin on things is that his wife Leslie Johnson is going down in flames with him. Yea she was busted too, she was found with $79,600 in bribe money stuffed in her bra and underwear after having destroyed a $100,000 bribe check before the boys got to them.  Now that’s a bad chick,  stuffed the evidence inside her draws, I’m guessing they were granny panties.  That’s why you gotta keep a hood chick in your life, when things get crazy, I want to see you getting knocked with me.  Prissy chicks would have disowned Jack, wouldn’t visit him, forget to write him letters, and find a whole new boo doing the same thing in a different field.   But hey she understands her role, when you a ride or die chick, sometimes you may die.  Witnesses  state he was en route to turning PG county into kleptomania…. he had to go!!  So out he went, before more shenanigans unfolded. I’m sure this is just another fraction of politics as usual, so this doesn’t shock me too much.  He wont start his bid until Feb. 3, 2012… Wonder what he can bribe his way out of when he goes to prison.